Today is St George’s Day and I thought I’d offer St G as a Wednesday Hottie – except it’s Monday.
Here are his vital statistics:
Age: about 1,730 years old.
Occupation: soldier in the Roman army, rising to the equivalent rank of Colonel.
Looks: tall, fair and handsome – or so legend has it.
Status: saint and Christian martyr. Defended his beliefs against his boss, Emperor Diocletian, which did not go down well. He was beheaded in 303 AD.
Qualifications: expert dragon slayer.
Famous namesakes: (left to right in case you can’t tell!) George Clooney, George Valentin (Jean Dujardin), Giant George, the world’s tallest dog.
You see – four hotties for the price of one!